Lilah Morgan's Ghost

Boom

2003-04-25T11:33:59Z

Weee!

Whole new body!

Eternal torment through Wolfram and Hart contract can kick ass!

Um... In some ways.

Humphness

2003-04-19T13:56:30Z

Where's my favourite hairy gone?

Aw. Poor little spider...

Our New Public Affairs Representative

2003-04-18T15:40:34Z

Well since the entire office-gets-turned-to-a-zombie-wrestling-paradise thing a while ago, it seemed that a public relations offensive was required, so after a while the company finally found the perfect individual for this unique position in Wolfram and Hart's generous employment scheme. Former experience, is in need of a place to stay while his former residence is undergoing cosmetic renovation and a personality that shows no mercy to the corporate opposition.

Their first words on accepting the position of public affairs for Wolfram and Hart?

"My feelings, as usual - we will slaughter them all!"

Their feelings on Angel Investigations?

"Our initial assessment is that they will all die."

When asked about rumors of certain more enlightened members of the undead community in area...

"There are no ensouled vampire infidels in Los Angeles. Never!"

Marvelous.

They start on monday.

Wah

2003-04-17T16:51:05Z

Ah damn it, why did Bush have to get so close! It's going to be majorly embarrassing when Wolfram and Hart logos are found on all those crates of, ahem, fertilizer chemicals in Iraq and what if my reputation gets tarnished, huh?!

Well, that is to say, not that my reputation would be, because who cares about, um, innocent fertilizer chemicals (that may or may not have been placed in efficient rocket propelled distribution units)? It's not as if you could hurt people with them at all. Uh... In legal ways...

So anyway, was relieved to see someone in the company already covered that base and put our usual contact in charge of spreading general subversive material around the country and all that stuff. Whew!

So yeah... No danger of having perfectly innocent exchanged of innocent garden fertilizer being linked back. Not that there ever was... Because what's wrong with innocent garden fertilizer? Why would anyone care about innocent garden fertilizer being discovered that may or may not have anything at all to do with the company?

Yeah.

Everything's under control. Oh yes it is. No innocent garden fertilizer in my former office. Nope. Not that there would be.

And even if there was it'd be due to a... Uh... Garden project thing! Yeah!

Go cactus. Woo. I am gardening lawyer, hear me roar.

Have thought that Wolfram and Hart could do with an evil cheerleading squad to taunt people with Britney Spears clone dancers.

Interestage

2003-04-17T16:05:17Z

Wondering if others should be told about my new wonderful secret.

Am still attempting to get my non corporeal head around the fact Angel's erstwhile secretary was carrying around an entire woman stuffed up her proverbial slot hole all that time.

Appears that Dru's pissed off about something... Really shouldn't have enquired about how things're gonna' end up in a certain town. Something about her seeing amulets and family members not turning out well.

Alas.

At least Wolfram and Hart got around to redecorating the Los Angeles office. That and clear Gavin's computer out of porn he spent company time downloading so much of. At least that's one thing him and Lindsey got in common so often.

Sneaked

2003-04-05T13:31:58Z

Sigh.

Went to a school. Not able to corrupt anyone. Being not corporeal really pisses me off. Like granola. Only more so.

Ponder, ponder, ponder... Wondering if the boss wants a copy of 'Evil for Dummies'. Well, it is apocalypse time again. Should be, like, essential reading. God knows Linwood and Holland could've learnt something from it.

Humph.

2003-03-27T00:12:23Z

Dead.

Bored.

Dead.

Getting sexually frustrated.

Dead.

Wonderful

2003-03-16T02:59:06Z

Have just discovered that being a non corporeal entity allows you to appear as any shape you want and therefore do not need to be injured like had been in life!!!

Why is there no 'Death for Dummies' manual that appears out of no place (like certain people get when transmogrifying compatriots) to help those of us in need of?

A little contingency would be good right now to properly know about.

Should have let her turn me ages ago. At least then would still have solid hair.

Humph. Far better option.

Incredible

2003-03-15T21:44:58Z

So why did...

When you're walking through walls and generally haunting your place of erstwhile employment you don't expect to discover a room dedicated to stashing burgers in. Seriously. An entire room just completely full of... Burgers...

Why?

Or did Holland and Lindsey have a weird fetish thing going on?

Eek!

2003-03-07T20:38:57Z

Agh!

Being apparently haunted by the ghost of Dick van Dyke singing 'Supercalafraglisiticecspealidocioushoweverpeoplespellthat' in an ominous voice - and I don't even think he's dead yet!

Wah!

Notes on first confirmed day of deceased nature:
Think Holland wanted to say hi to Lindsey the other day.
Cordelia looked weird getting it on with Lava Head but what can you expect?
Could really do with a viewing of 'Ghost' right now so I can figure out how the heck to move things around, but general inability to manipulate a damn video player puts a stop to trying that idea.
Wondering if company will exempt me from its contract of service very soon.

Attempting Ghosty Stuff

2003-03-07T03:28:43Z

"Wooo..."

What?

It's a time honored tradition!

Confirmed

2003-03-07T02:35:00Z

It wasn't a dream then.

Yep.

Really am dead. ~~Lovely~~ stupid Wesley. Where's my damn head! Gonna' have to haunt stuff in nether world. Don't like it at all.

Oh

2003-02-21T14:59:44Z

Apparently I have a doppelganger and I don't even know if this is a hallucination quite yet.

I kind of think I'm a ghost... If I'm not? Yay. Hey, Dracula talked to me, which might be a good sign.

On the scale of major hallucinatory type of clues that is.

But if this isn't just a great big dream, caused by shock and blood loss in a violently graphic fashion, then...

Then screw you Cordelia Chase! Higher being, my ass! Screw you and your self-righteous, fashion unconscious, spoiled-little-bitch-girl, pathetically scary, impractical sense of timing too!

But ten out of ten for metaphorical back stabbing potential. It would have been nicer to try it on someone else though. Perhaps starting off with crucifying Fred to a table with the aid of staples and an industrial nail gun appliance?

Visiting the old office. Eau du zombie doesn't appear to suit it.

Just hope the insurance covers mom's caring home expenses and all that stuff.

Going to try and gather my thoughts about stuff later in day.

Humph

2003-02-21T00:16:49Z

Ow.

Dead and stuff.

That is all.

Damn President Interfering

2003-01-28T04:44:10Z

Why can't Bush just leave Iraq the heck alone?

Every time it looks like Wolfram and Hart can go making some nice deals in uranium and bubonic plague they go and pull a hissy fit and send the inspectors in. Of course the office did just get reduced to a walking undead paradise, but it's the principle of the thing. Makes stuff inconvenient mostly.

Grr at it all.

Thing

2003-01-20T05:26:55Z

Got a special evening soon. With a special friend. To do special stuff.

Event

2003-01-19T18:49:38Z

Well screw you...

Wow

2003-01-15T20:29:38Z

So it was that easy?

Hah

2003-01-15T19:41:08Z

Oh yes he is my bitch and they just proved it!

Hmmm

2003-01-15T15:57:06Z

Am getting increasingly frustrated at Live Journal saying "Hello Lilah Morgan!" It's too damn cheerful. Right now I have much fear and don't need to add that to the growing list at all.

Spanky Little Squeak

2003-01-14T01:42:26Z

It's funny how your employer can turn so easily... Then again, maybe not. Considering where this is.

A certain thing is worrying me a lot. Maybe it's a stalker? Hey it could happen! At least some show it's eventually worth it. Really can't help wondering about whether others are going to put a spanner in the metaphysical works quite soon.

Then there are the strange ones that scare me in really major ways. The unscheduled event is still pissing the staff. Can't blame them really.

Heh

2002-10-17T23:19:05Z

It was fun giving Linwood the chop - quite literally.

This Just Me...?

2002-07-08T22:48:31Z

Or did Lindsey's hair used to look really gay? Because I found some photos and...

Yeah.

When Worms Turn

2002-07-05T11:57:46Z

Have I ever said how downright annoying it can be, staying up all night for some dark ritual that may or may not even do what it's meant to?

Yeah. I'm a little bitchy.

They still expect you to come in early. But it's worth the price. Or at least, I think it is. Gavin, on the other hand, has still lost the plot. He smiles too much. Around here you never smile. Except with clients. Smiling's virtually outlawed. Suits me fine.

Sometimes I miss Lindsey.

Then I remember a certain lawyer's 'evil hand' issues. That's when thoughts about him ending up as somebody's bitch in a Texas jail entertain me.

Hah

2002-07-04T22:07:18Z

Management just took a look at Gavin's Internet history cache.

Oops!

Somebody got in trouble...