Current mood:

distressed

Wah
Ah damn it, why did Bush have to get so close! It's going to be majorly embarrassing when Wolfram and Hart logos are found on all those crates of, ahem, fertilizer chemicals in Iraq and what if my reputation gets tarnished, huh?!

Well, that is to say, not that my reputation would be, because who cares about, um, innocent fertilizer chemicals (that may or may not have been placed in efficient rocket propelled distribution units)? It's not as if you could hurt people with them at all. Uh... In legal ways...

So anyway, was relieved to see someone in the company already covered that base and put our usual contact in charge of spreading general subversive material around the country and all that stuff. Whew!

So yeah... No danger of having perfectly innocent exchanged of innocent garden fertilizer being linked back. Not that there ever was... Because what's wrong with innocent garden fertilizer? Why would anyone care about innocent garden fertilizer being discovered that may or may not have anything at all to do with the company?

Yeah.

Everything's under control. Oh yes it is. No innocent garden fertilizer in my former office. Nope. Not that there would be.

And even if there was it'd be due to a... Uh... Garden project thing! Yeah!

Go cactus. Woo. I am gardening lawyer, hear me roar.

Have thought that Wolfram and Hart could do with an evil cheerleading squad to taunt people with Britney Spears clone dancers.