Jenny Calendar (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} jenny__calendar) wrote in lilah_morgan, |
Yes, but if you had been a vampire, you would be a) stuck with Drusilla's inane ramblings, which we can blame Angel for. Oh, right. You'd be stuck with Angelus. Really. Ask yourself, do I want to spend the rest of my eternal unded life with the inability to get a really good tan, enjoy chocolate, and with a crazy undead chick and the world's biggest ponce, aka Angelus, Lord of the Hair Gel? Really. I mean, you can always haunt exlovers. Wait until they're about to get it on with some ugly little brat and then start the haunting. Throw stuff. Make her skin change colours. It's quite fun. You should try it.
